This is what your long-distance relationship looks like in college.. at least she’s careful not to get pregnant when she cheats. Good girl, right?
You Couldn't Make It On Valentines Day So Your Gf's Coworker Decided To Take Her Out Instead
On the bright side your wife managed to get a discount on your gym membership
It’s not cheating because I’m doing this for you babe
You didn't bother with travel insurance.. then your wife got sick