Lease Fine Print: Landlord's Thick Cock Turns Me into His Anal Fleshlight - Not Gay, Just Contractual!
I knew my homies always had my back whenever I had a stressful day
Working from both ends… trying to get to the bottom of this whole gay compulsion...
My best bro just isn't himself when his nuts are full. If I want him focused on gaming, I have no choice but to completely drain him every time he comes over
I forgot to book strippers for my friend's bachelor party. They decided I should be the entertainment then. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?