Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
He told me it's only gay if he is thrusting. Did he trick me?
It’s not gay, I talked back to you in class and now you’re punishing me like you said you would in front of everyone
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight