Bud insisted that it’s not gay if my face becomes a cum dump. I believe him.
when my bro comes over to “hangout” it usually ends like this
I can’t believe you weren’t able to guess my costume bud! I made it so obvious! I’m a slut for Halloween Duh! Well now that I’m here might aswell finish you off…
My bud after telling me he needs to keep it straight and that he can’t keep swallowing all of my cum
Hey honey... Oh I'm just hanging out with a good buddy. Yeah i miss you too, it might be a little later though. Can't just go running back to my girl when she calls or i will get mocked, you know how guys are
It's not gay to use my mouth when you're drunk and horny!!
Since my housemate found out im a male stripper, he's somehow been getting invited to event, always dressed up and desperately playing with my big cock in front if everyone.
When no girls showed up to the party, you and your buds flipped a coin for who could be the girl
My roommate was hounding me for rent, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I got a wig and some fake tits and dressed as his type. He went quiet and could barely look me in the eyes! I'm not gay.. but how should I take advantage of this?