It's not gay if you're dressed like a woman bud. Everyone knows that
Hey honey... Oh I'm just hanging out with a good buddy. Yeah i miss you too, it might be a little later though. Can't just go running back to my girl when she calls or i will get mocked, you know how guys are
The more of my landlord's cock I deepthroat, the more of my rent is free. It's not gay to not pay rent