Time to cash my winning bet bro. I told you the clippers were gonna lose.
I didn't believe my bud when he told me I tend to act differently when Im drunk.. so he decided to record for proof...
It’s not gay to call out of work when your divorced neighbor needs some head. Your wife doesn’t suck as good as you do
for some people, simple medicine doesn't work. But my fat ass makes them feel a lot better. It's not gay if I'm treating them with my big booty. It's in the Hippocrates Oath