My roommate felt that we didn't have an equal amount of chores, so I became the house pipe cleaner. On the plus side, I'm able to hold my breath for longer now
Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
Not Gay Bros! 😏 Glasses BBW Slut Proves Dudes Nut Harder Without Chicks 👅💦
😈 Pretend You're Solo Slutting Out… But Your Sissy Ass Is Already Owned! 💋
When ever my white friends skip out on plans with their girl to keep up our tradition of "boys night" I always show him my appreciation and remind him why it's bros before hoes.
Only way I’m able to buy some food these days is by finding some gentleman that is willing to help me out…
🍆 Massive BBC Teammates Turn Tiny Dick Sissy into Cock-Hungry Bitch (Part 1) 😈
PAWG Slut's Massive Jiggly Ass Claps on BBC in Standing Pound Fest
Me and bros sleep over turned very... Very differently after a few beers went into the system
No matter how straight you are, you'll never shake that "Wettest Bud" tag the stroke group gave you... Don't be ashamed, you really earned it 🌊🌊🌊