you walk in on your buddy looking like this, what’s your next move?
It's not gay if a bud dresses up as a woman for Halloween (or any day) and we just role play the whole date night, right? We're just staying in character.
Listen here bro nngh.. the ONLY way to keep this from being gay is if you just go stupid on my fat cock! Slobber all over it and make a mess~ ngh.. my girlfriend wouldnt suspect a thing if you make it look like a bucket of water fell on my crotch! I know that sloppy throat can do it~
Its not gay if we went to the gloryhole together, how was i supposed to know you were the one taking my cock?