Should not have been doing my naked relaxation routine outside🙄 This ripped runner saw me laying there over my fence, caught me by surprise, and now we've been "relaxing naked together"(his words) for six hours😱😵😵💫
My tiny Bud keeps doing size bets with me. I’m not complaining, it’s not gay if it’s gambling
It’s not gay if you suck my cock to calm me down yk i get nervous around heights
You’re just helping me relieve tension after the gym bro. It’s what the showers are for
Its not gay if you want to play with it one more time before i drop you off to see your girl bro
it’s totally straight if my hands don’t touch your big cock
It’s not gay… it’s not! He said he’d pay me for it… I was short on my bills… I think I’m gonna be short again next month…
I forgot to book strippers for my friend's bachelor party. They decided I should be the entertainment then. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?
Just remember, if it’s not a real blowjob, it’s not gay at all.
When you dare bro to suck your cock since his girls out of town👀 (it’s not gay cause it’s a dare.)