You accidentally keep installing Grindr, right? No way you have that on your phone.
Spider-Man Upside-Down 69 Blowbang: 'Totally Not Gay' Deadpool Denial
Is it gay to have never fucked a girl, but have already lost your anal virginity??? Asking for a friend!
You were known for never backing down from a dare, no matter what it was. Its not gay, its not like you were the one that dared it
Safe to say we got a little carried away with our Halloween costumes...
Listen here bro nngh.. the ONLY way to keep this from being gay is if you just go stupid on my fat cock! Slobber all over it and make a mess~ ngh.. my girlfriend wouldnt suspect a thing if you make it look like a bucket of water fell on my crotch! I know that sloppy throat can do it~
Maybe if you say your gayest thoughts, the urges and cumpulsions might go away...
Breeding is the definition of not gay, and my bud always looks so good getting my thick load deep inside