Dude you promised me your lipstick wouldn’t leave a mark! What will I say when I get back home?
“No babe, it’s just some bros getting together, we’re probably just going to play video games all night…” The get together:
Working from both ends… trying to get to the bottom of this whole gay compulsion...
Remember bud, if you swallow all the evidence then it never happened. Can’t be gay if it didn’t happen.
my friend told me it’s not gay since i feel better than his gf anyways