An average night with my roommate~ can't be gay if no one finds out
Me: "It's not gay; I was just curious how it feels!" Him: "Yeah, that's what all you f*ggot whitebois say."
Don't worry bro. Its not gay if your wife/gf is making you suck my cock. Its not like you desperately wanted it right? It is just your lil reward for walking in in us while we were celebrating valentines day........