Gooned 5hrs Desperate to Shove Limp Cock in Cunt Till Brain Resets Behind Fiancee's Back 🥵🍆💦
It’s okay to breed me accidentally bro. It’s not gay if it doesn’t stay inside me
You know, the Ancient Greeks saw gay sex as a form of male bonding. So this is really just buds being buds.
It's not gay if your straight bro only helps you explore new kinks for your girlfriend, right?
When your gf is hosting a Halloween party so she preps you as the party favor for the night in case any guys need to drain a load.
Times are tough so I got a job as a maid. After cleaning their houses, the men always insist that I've missed a spot and that they paid for the plumbing service. It's not gay to clean their pipes as well right
Not Gay: Sissy in GF's Lingerie Takes Hung Prof's Cock 🍆👗💦
You bought me a couple of drinks at the bar, so it makes it totally not gay that I find a creative way to pay you back
It can't be gay bro let's just go ahead and make some money together
My buddy and I were always the least popular guys at school. But since we discovered this trick, we’ve been invited to every single pool party
It’s not gay when it’s only hands bro! Plus I put gloves on! Like hand condoms…