Bro I’m telling you, I just want to milk you and having you inside me so you can start a new year with empty balls, there’s nothing gay about it
It’s not gay if you suck my cock to calm me down yk i get nervous around heights
Goon bud had a different idea for NNN…edging me nonstop to subby, beta, & s!ssy porn for weeks until l couldn’t take it no more and broke. Now he has me obediently bent over ready to break his NNN
It’s not gay if your girlfriend is there to help you use me
Me when my roomate comes home after striking out at the bars. It’s not gay if I’m just helping him release his blue balls
It's just strawberries and cream bud, that's not gay. We're just improvising cause we ran out of cream
My buddy's mom always told him never to make a woman cry. That's why bud uses my throat like a fuck toy instead