my friend didn’t believe me when i said i have no gag reflex, i had to prove it yk~
Telling you, my best bud, about my love for anal but none of my ex's nor my current gf could take it. Its not gay if you tell me to wait a moment, come back all dolled up and tell me you dont believe me and ill have to prove it.
One day my girlfriends ex messaged her asking to me meet up because he had a bunch of her old clothes so I went to collect them instead. It's not gay if I ended up sucking his big cock so he wouldn't message her again.
My girlfriend wanted to spice up the costume party by swapping costumes. I didn't expect to end up the party on my knees in a bedroom with her drunk ex who wants to relive "the good old days".... I think it's too late to reason with him now...
for some people, simple medicine doesn't work. But my fat ass makes them feel a lot better. It's not gay if I'm treating them with my big booty. It's in the Hippocrates Oath