Bro I’m telling you, I just want to milk you and having you inside me so you can start a new year with empty balls, there’s nothing gay about it
When my bud told me that no girl has ever been able to deep throat his whole dick, I felt so bad that I said I would help him out. I can’t just let my own bud live life without ever knowing the joy of having his whole dick swallowed. Every man should feel that so it’s not gay if I just help him out…
Okay, bro. I guess it’s not gay if it’s just the tip. But for real, JUST the tip, bro… What the fuck?! I said just— Mmm, that’s the spot. Keep going, bro.
I told my gym bro that his leg workout was too easy and to actually take me through a workout that'll make my legs shake. It's not gay if my legs are still sore from 2 days ago right?
What’s the saying when life gives you cocks you suck them or something like that
It's not gay if I want to get my mandatory sweet treat at the beach right?