Times are tough so I got a job as a maid. After cleaning their houses, the men always insist that I've missed a spot and that they paid for the plumbing service. It's not gay to clean their pipes as well right
Just stare into her eyes and forget about everything else bro~ Making out with your girlfriend over my huge cock is completely straight! Even she agrees~ if you two can make my BWC cum it would fix all your issues!
It's not gay if his cock is bigger, just doing my part as a good friend.
Youโre just helping me get through a stressful day at work bro. How could this be gay?!