Your mom is a total slut for your bullies cock. Now everyone at Starbucks can hear it too
Your bullies found material to blackmail your thick elder sister who used to stand up for you. Now they are using her like a cheap whore.
Your bullies asked help from your wife to decorate their Christmas tree, but they ended up decorating her instead.
Your Aunt thought she was big and bad so your bully had to put her in her place