Left my girlfriend alone with the instructor for a 'scenic trail' while i waited at the camp... she came back glowing
You knew she wasn’t loyal. That’s why you sent her to me ;)
Fuck a Kid in My Hole Sir, Your Fat Wall Street Billionaire Cock Is Bigger Than My Boyfriend’s
Your wife couldn't stand all the men being mean to the refugees and hated to see them cry... so she thought of the perfect way to cheer them up