*Tiktok interview* Int: "How much money to get fucked in the ass?" Me: "Idk. $100k?" Int: "Great here's $300k!π Your name is now ~Cumfart~ and you will be the live-in cumdump for these three dudes, have fun!βΊοΈππ»" Me getting fireman-carried away: "WAIT! WHAT?!π§π΅βπ«"
Bro said he wanted to play Smackdown Vs Raw. I didnβt know he meant this type of Smackdown vs Raw
"What are those two doing down there? They've been in the basement all day!.. that stupid music has been on repeat for hours.." - and this is what you and your bud have been up to while both your wives sit upstairs chatting..~ π it's not gay- because nothing ever gay happens in the "Man Cave"~ ;3