lil drunk and desperate to make my limp cock burst can’t think straight anymore just want to submit to porn and break 🥵😵💫
Nothing gay, just lost the poker game on our guys trip and had to hold up my end of the bet
No Fear Bro, Just Let Me Pound Your Hand Like My Tight Fleshlight 💦🍆
It’s not gay if I don’t pull out! We can’t see the mess so it doesn’t count.
You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏