Its not gay if you brainwash and gaslight me into forgetting that I was ever a guy 🥰
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Instead of Valentines Day, my single friends & I love to hang out together…
Remember bud, if you swallow all the evidence then it never happened. Can’t be gay if it didn’t happen.
It’s not gay if I don’t pull out! We can’t see the mess so it doesn’t count.
It’s not gay if your bud helps reach an itch in the back of your throat