I got a tongue piercing and my bud was telling me about how he'd always wanted a blowjob from a girl with one. It's not gay to help my bud try new experiences right?
my friend hadn’t a partner for Valentine’s Day… i’m just helping out
It’s not gay if my favorite part of porn is watching big, beautiful cocks shoot out delicious-looking streams of jizz, right?… Right?!
Not Gay Bro, Just Punishing This Slutty Redhead MILF with Brutal Throat Fuck 😈🍆💦
It’s not gay to help your neighbor destress whenever he argues with his wife.
Bro i know you miss your ex.. let me help get your mind off her 😘
Sissy hypnos don’t work on me. Also me 5 mins later with a bunch of random thugs from the street:
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight
As long as you only hang out with hung bros that are too big to fit in your ass, you will never have to worry about accidently having gay sex... Straightness confirmed