You don't want anyone to call you gay after you blew your bud, so you decided to just keep going😊
Remember bud, if you swallow all the evidence then it never happened. Can’t be gay if it didn’t happen.
It can't be gay bro let's just go ahead and make some money together
I went to a new gym but all the guys there said that I was massively protein deficient. They were all so nice to help me though. They told me anytime I need a protein drink, to just ask 🥰
When me and bro drink too much beers and he whispers to me "I'll do whatever your girlfriend won't do for you" and I see myself getting milked 5 minutes later
Its not gay that you like rubbing your dick like a clit whilst i fuck you bro