Trading Dick Suck for Fresh Ink - Totally Not Gay Bro Deal
How could it be gay when it's just a dildo? I'm definitely not preparing for a hung alpha bud...
I'm just writing a book bro, its not gay, i need to understand my female character.. actors call it method acting
We both wanted to see this concert but tickets were so pricey. Luckily they were doing a huge couples discount and I happened to look just girly enough to play the part. After some drinks and my convincing acting at the show we may have gotten carried away after..
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight