"Bud I don't even look like a guy from behind" *5 seconds later*
I can help with those unwanted gay or bisexual thoughts … You won't be going thru this alone any more… Not really a buddy system, more of a tag team...
So many hot girls would love a cute, sissy bestie BF! You are doing it for them, right?
I thought I didn't have a gag reflex. When my bud proved me wrong, he offered to help me out so I can win the bet in the future