It’s been 3 weeks since my bros gf “Went on a business trip.” I’m starting to think she dumped him and he’s filling the void by filling me up. Not that I’m complaining or anything.
Hey bro I heard your girlfriend doesn't wanna do anal but I've been practicing and im ready if you wanna try
I went to a new gym but all the guys there said that I was massively protein deficient. They were all so nice to help me though. They told me anytime I need a protein drink, to just ask 🥰
I just wanna help you feel good… I like giving the gift of pleasure… I'm generous, not gay.
FYI thighjobs aren't gay! There's no penetration so it's totally straight! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
My bro knew how much I was struggling with NNN, so he offered to let me use him to edge myself... that's not gay, right?