I was showing off my Halloween costume when you decided that apparently it was too hot and you didn't care anymore. So you threw me on the bed, ripped my costume and pounded my ass. Do you think I should still wear the ripped costume to the party or get a new one?
Any other straight buds who would love to wake up in her body?
It's not gay if you're having an affair with your dad's boss.
Me when my roomate comes home after striking out at the bars. Itβs not gay if Iβm just helping him release his blue balls
I'm like 80% sure this isn't gay, but can never be certain