It's not gay if I don't ask for permission before making your throat mine
You collected all that porn just so you could share it with your big cock bud and help him cum? That’s not gay, you’re just a good friend.
It’s not gay if your stepdad needs help draining his balls. He just drags you into the bathroom before your mom gets back, nothing gay at all
🍆 Not Gay Bro, Just Balls... Wait, What If I Suck This Dick? 😏
He asked me if I could help test some paint he made, turns out he meant it literally. It's not gay to conduct more tests right?
I can’t believe you lost my flesh light, it’s not gay if I use you like a toy..
Didn't you know?? The deeper you go the straighter it is, so make sure you get it all the way in me!
Saying shit like "Shove it down my throat when you cum" doesn't make you gay. So What's the Gayest Shit You've Ever Heard Yourself Say?
I'm just helping my buds thinking about something else... nothing gay here...