It's not gay to suck dick as long as I'm wearing makeup, but my makeup is already getting destroyed. I can use a facial to make my next blowjob straight right?
It's not gay to cosplay your bud's favourite character to help him get off, right?~
It's not gay cause I found out his dick is much bigger than mine. It might be gay that I only found that out because he woke up horny and decided my ass looked girly enough
When bro said that "you look to have deep mind and think I can prove it" I wasn't expecting this. (but fuck he was so true)
Hey bro I heard your girlfriend doesn't wanna do anal but I've been practicing and im ready if you wanna try
It can't be gay bro let's just go ahead and make some money together
My best bud's girlfriend told him that it's possible to go too deep... I'm just helping him realize that the bitch is wrong again... Buds can accomplish anything if they work hard enough at it
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight