As long as I pretend to be asleep it's not gay. I just happened to go to sleep naked with my ass out.
Straight guys: "I'll do anything for my girl". The anything:
Don't worry bro it's only gay if i suck the whole thing which is impossible....
It's not gay if I'm on a new protein only diet. My buds all offered to help keep me on track and I'm already noticing the changes to my body!
Just spending my time with my gf dad while the girls are out for the day
I'm just helping my buds thinking about something else... nothing gay here...
My bullies aren’t all bad. They showed me this article about cum being a good moisturiser and decided to help out. Fun fact: It’s edible and tasty as well
Morning Wood Still Rock Hard After Cumming All Over My Slutty Body? Not Gay At All 😈🍆💦
You’re just helping me get through a stressful day at work bro. How could this be gay?!