Look I just wanted to blow some bubbles, you were the one that told me there was stuff in my throat I could use ~
Totally not gay if our bartender bet you she'd make out with you if you came in all dressed up and took my cock at the bar
With how long I've had my mouth open without you putting your dick in it, this has gotta be straight
Sorry bud, I forgot your birthday present. Hope you like this one instead
Ever since you got those fake tits for Halloween you've been sending me these videos while I'm in public. I don't know if you think it's funny bro but it feels kind of wrong 🤤
One day my girlfriends ex messaged her asking to me meet up because he had a bunch of her old clothes so I went to collect them instead. It's not gay if I ended up sucking his big cock so he wouldn't message her again.
Roommate's BBC Wrecked My Fat Ass After I Yelled 'FUCK ME!' Non-Stop for Weeks