Don't leave your naive girlfriend alone with your friend 🥺
Your wife went for a massage every day during her vacation; apparently it helps her relieve stress.
My clueless Wife calls while Huge-Ass Slut is visiting, so I answer the phone 🤫
Your Gf Was Mad You Couldn't Get Her Dodgers Tickets So She Went With Someone That Could. Unfortunately For You Sucking Dick Came With the Ticket