Don’t tell HR that I offer my coworkers my big juicy sausage for lunch everyday and they love eating me up
Goontober sounded like a good idea. I wonder how soon I'll regret it... 😵💫
Turning myself hotter than your girl was the best thing I ever did
i can’t stop myself when my messages are flooded with messages telling me to get higher for porn… i sink deeper and deeper with every hit my intox kink is growing so fast I love frying my 20y/o gooner brain for porn