What you doing if you're my roommate and find me like this ??
Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
It's not gay to help keep your friends (and their cocks) clean!
Sorry bro my girl bailed on me tonight and I already took the boner pills. You're gonna have to stand in for her
Bro, Prostate Check Ain't Gay... Just Leak It Out! ๐ฆ๐๐
My best bud's girlfriend told him that it's possible to go too deep... I'm just helping him realize that the bitch is wrong again... Buds can accomplish anything if they work hard enough at it
Itโs not gay if youโre helping your bro to make his Ex jealous