No bud I promise it's not gay if we take off the condom... It's just like you're fucking your girlfriend right?
Me after telling my gf I’ll be working late with the new client
Bro, Deal Was Just the Tip... Nghhh, You're Balls Deep in My Slutty Ass! 🤤
It’s not gay to help your neighbor destress whenever he argues with his wife.
I wish I had a bro I could dress all girly with at college and share stories about big dicks and even share them together. That's not gay right?
As long as you only hang out with hung bros that are too big to fit in your ass, you will never have to worry about accidently having gay sex... Straightness confirmed
Oh no it would be totally crazy if we came back from the party and I sucked your dick haha😅