Totally Not Gay: Craving to Be Kay Lovely Wrecked by BBC! 😳🍆💦
I’m not gay, just addicted to my bully’s sweaty unwashed man musk
It’s not gay to stand up to your bully and demand the protein powder he stole from you. It doesn’t matter in which way he gives it back as long as you get it
Wanna Be Your GF? Not Gay Bro, I'm Your Sissy Slut Bitch! 🍆💦👓
Me: "It's not gay; I was just curious how it feels!" Him: "Yeah, that's what all you f*ggot whitebois say."
Nothing better than a bro who’s gonna suck all my stress away on the couch after a hard day
Straight bros know that a good shower helps when you're horny... I don't know the science behind it, but me and a few of my buds can confirm it
I was on an exchange trip and my host was showing me the local food when he said his favourite was a throatpie. I didn't know what it was so he pushed me onto my knees and proceeded to pound my throat till he came. He told me he'd show me a creampie tomorrow. Is it gay to try out local delicacies?
I said dont forget about the balls and you took it another step.....