The pastor was just giving me a personal sermon cause I was so devoted to him
My bud had this girl over, but when she saw his BBC cock, she left saying it's too big. He barged into my room and used my ass because he said he's not letting this condom go to waste. It's not gay to save the environment, right?
I told myself I'd be less gay this year. Guess this is how long I can last ;)