Your Gf Told You She Was Discovering Herself Only To Get Fucked By locals
My fiancé told me to "Give them what they want" if robbers show up..
Bred by another man while wearing her engagement ring..
You were too drunk, so your girlfriend made the cab driver carry you home
You heard the rumors about dating nurses, so don't be surprised when she fucks around behind your back. Any regrets?
You should be grateful your wife cares about your career so deeply!