My neighbor saw me practicing in my room with a dildo and decided to show me what a real cock feels like. It's not gay to be neighbourly right?
My bro said it wasn't gay because I have such a big ass. I told him it wasn't gay because I can't say no to BBC. Who knows which is right but my ass sure does look good on BBC.
We’re the only ones left on the bus bro. Who’s gonna say it’s gay…. Well as long as that driver doesn’t notice
Me after telling my gf I’ll be working late with the new client
Bro I know what you're into that's why I hired these guys to give you as much attention on your birthday. I went to dinner with your gf so you guys have some time
Fuck need a bud to make me into a girl and put me in my place so it isn't gay...
It's not gay if the mood lighting confuses my simple little brain 😵💫
It’s not gay if you caught me jerking off to my crush and got dressed up to help me
It's not gay to hook up with strong older men as long as they make me wear their wife's lingerie