I’m not gay I just wanted to prove that my ass doesn’t break and I was right…
You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏
It's just strawberries and cream bud, that's not gay. We're just improvising cause we ran out of cream
It’s not gay bud we’re just showering together to save money I happened to just to get hard
its not gay if i end up like this every time i goon with my friends
It's not gay if I'm always complaining about waking up late and you got me a new alarm clock