My neighbour accidently saw me as I was dressed up in my wife's lingerie. It's not gay to show some neighbourly love whenever my wife leave for work right?
My bud and I wanted to have a sleepover, we haven't seen each other in a while, and he told me to bring some comfy clothes. I mean, he did say comfy, and I feel the best in girly clothes. Not gay if I show myself off to him in them, right?