After my bully slipped me that pill, I woke up with tits and a massive appetite for cum. It can’t be gay if cum tastes so fucking good
My neighbour accidently saw me as I was dressed up in my wife's lingerie. It's not gay to show some neighbourly love whenever my wife leave for work right?
My bud and I went to a secluded beach today. He only had the one jetski, but he said I could get a turn driving...under one condition. How could I argue with his terms? Jetskis are so much fun!
I told my gym bro that his leg workout was too easy and to actually take me through a workout that'll make my legs shake. It's not gay if my legs are still sore from 2 days ago right?
It's not gay, shes just a woman with a lovely surprise 😋🥵🤤🥰
🍑 Treating My Bud Like Fuck Meat Lesson: Not Gay If It's How Chicks Feel! 🔥
It's not gay if we're the last two people on Earth and we need to repopulate