Wife said I had to tip the mover, so I dressed up as her and thanked him for his hard work
No bud I promise it's not gay if we take off the condom... It's just like you're fucking your girlfriend right?
I know it's not gay, but it was still a shock when my new boss said he liked to share tips
He said since he paid for the vacation, I have to be his personal vacation slut. It's not gay to pay him back, right?
Of course I don't mind going on a shopping trip with you bud, what, you need a hand in the bathroom???
Not Gay Bro: Dick in Underwear But That Fat Ass Keeps Grinding 😈🍑💦
I put my bud's ex's clothes on, just as a joke. Next thing I know, he's got me bent over and is rearranging my insides.
It's not gay, my bud was just giving me a really tight hug cause he missed me
Pinky promise that it's not at all gay if you open your mouth for this~