My best bud's girlfriend told him that it's possible to go too deep... I'm just helping him realize that the bitch is wrong again... Buds can accomplish anything if they work hard enough at it
my friend hadn’t a partner for Valentine’s Day… i’m just helping out
My roommate said it’s not gay to come home every day and fuck me like a slut because he keeps his shoes on
I wish I had a bro I could dress all girly with at college and share stories about big dicks and even share them together. That's not gay right?
My girlfriend wanted to spice up the costume party by swapping costumes. I didn't expect to end up the party on my knees in a bedroom with her drunk ex who wants to relive "the good old days".... I think it's too late to reason with him now...