Bro: Dude I'm worried for go to prom trip and be a virgin. Me: Oh let me help you bro, just use a wig
My bro said it wasn't gay because I have such a big ass. I told him it wasn't gay because I can't say no to BBC. Who knows which is right but my ass sure does look good on BBC.
It's totally not gay if you rub your cock against my girlfriend's clothes!! I just put them on to make it easier
It's not gay to help keep your friends (and their cocks) clean!
Me: Idk if all that sissy conditioning I've been doing is actually doing anything. Also me: Ohmygosh I love it when bud calls me a good girl and makes me look up at him like this
My bud had this girl over, but when she saw his BBC cock, she left saying it's too big. He barged into my room and used my ass because he said he's not letting this condom go to waste. It's not gay to save the environment, right?
I went to a new gym but all the guys there said that I was massively protein deficient. They were all so nice to help me though. They told me anytime I need a protein drink, to just ask 🥰
My buds gf left him so now I dressed up in her clothes to have a good weekend with him to forget about her