Your wife said she hated blowjobs... turns out she only hated giving them to you
She told u she hated her ex, but all it took was one message from him and she ended up in his car… cheating on you. Part 1.
You didn't bother with travel insurance.. then your wife got sick
You bought both her and her friend a ticket to the concert. So they could go together as a "girls night out". When you went to pick them up after, her friend couldn't find your wife anywhere.
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