Are you over 18?
I make eye contact optional
Never felt so sexy while pregnant
I can slap your face.
Want some milk? Have some straight from the tap
The bigger they are, the bouncier they are
Is bigger better?
Time to get some steps in
I'm covered in oil 24/7
I bet they're on your mind right now.
Honk-Worthy Honkers: Car Flashing with Jurassic Jugs
I buckled up the most valuable thing in the car