I don't mean to brag, but I think I've got employee retention under control
Let me offer you some cakes to start your morning off right
Hiring has gotten tough...so I make sure to offer fantastic benefits 😁 (mid-thirties Exec)
If I was your coworker, I'd greet you like this every day [F]
There's no secret to success. Just work hard...and kiss your boss's ass 😜